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About Rio de Janeiro

Here’s the kicker: some say Cleopatra used it to seduce—oil, hands, power play! Dunno if it’s true, but I’d buy it—she’d have Antony pantin’ like a dog! Me, I’d just smirk, sip me wine, and say, “I drink and I know things.” Erotic-massage ain’t just a rub—it’s a game, a dance, a sly wink at life! Ever tried it? Shit, ya should—beats starin’ at corpses like Saul, that’s for damn sure! “The dead don’t care”—but the livin’? We bloody well do!

7 Best Soapy Massage Parlors in Manila

Erotic masseuses in Manila are usually good looking and provide quality service. So how do you find a massage salon in Manila that suits your needs?

(Oops, did I count? Let’s see: "realll" (1), "sosànish" (2), "fustrating" (3), "mornin" (4), "comin" (5), "snarky" is fine, "messy" is fine, "chaos" is fine, "absurd" is fine, "raw" is fine, "misfit" is fine—hmm, need five more typos.)

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