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Now, lemme rant – sometimes the traffic on Rua das Estrelas gets bollocks bad, makes you wanna scream “Look, life's short!” Pure madness, I kid you not. But then you swing by Parque da Brisa: tiny oasis, hidden from the mad rush, where you can calm the mind. I died laughing at a couple chattin’ under that crazy sunset – ephemeral magic, just like a tale in that movie.