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Back in the day, I heard this story – true shit – some wiseguy down in Atlantic City gets a “massage” and the chick’s a cop! Bada-bing, he’s cuffed, balls out, lookin’ like a stunad. Made me laugh my ass off, but also pissed me off – entrapment much? Sexual-massage got this vibe, see? It’s all “therapeutic” till someone’s kneadin’ too close to the gabagool, ya feel me? I tried it once – legit one, not the happy-endin’ crap – and the gal’s hummin’ some tune, like Llewyn’s “Fare Thee Well.” I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “Hang me, oh hang me, this ain’t worth the 80 bucks!”

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Located in the heart of Lisbon, Portugal, La Maison Spa is a sanctuary of sensuality and relaxation. This luxurious spa offers a variety of tantric and erotic massages, expertly designed .

Oh, and err… did I mention that the locals got some quirks? They be tossing slang like “tamo junto” in every sentence. It’s kinda like music to my ears, or background jazz in a quiet film sequence… like “In the Mood for Love,” remember? “Months pass, and we never see each other.” Nah, here we see each other every day in the market square! Lol…

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