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Little-known fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae,” prostitutes in wolf dens, basically OG sex-daters. Wild, right? Imagine swipin’ on a clay tablet—hella slow. Nowadays, it’s all fast—bam, match, bang, ghost. I tried it once, met this dude who said he’s “kinky but shy.” Shy my ass—he brought handcuffs AND a PowerPoint on knot-tying! Surprised me, yo—thought I’d die laughin’. “Spectacular, spectacular!”—that’s what I yelled, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*, while he’s tryna tie me up. Absurdity level 100.

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I seen the lampposts on Travessa do Suspiro, real artistic and kinda neglected, makes me think of lost things forging on in life. And trust me, guaiuba ain’t all pretty smiles—sometimes, when things get rough, I storm down to the pier by Rio Encantos, watchin the water spill over the old bridge, nearly cryin. “I will never forget how harsh it can be…” fits, huh?

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