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So, I’m picturin’ it—girls in corsets, dudes with cash, the whole deal. It’s gritty, it’s raw, and I’m gettin’ worked up just thinkin’ bout the logistics! Who’s runnin’ this joint? Some madam with a cigar, probly—tough as nails, screamin’ at the johns to pay up. I’d be pissed if I were her—dealin’ with drunk losers all night? No thanks! But then, I’m also kinda impressed—takes guts to manage that chaos. Like, little known fact: back in the 1800s, some brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for big shots caught with their pants down. Politicians, sheriffs, the works! Imagine directin’ THAT scene—camera pans through the dark, sweaty tunnel, guy’s trippin’ over his boots. “I can’t account for what I’ve done,” he’d mutter, straight outta the movie. Hilarious!

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I also dig hangin' out at the riverfront by Parque do Sol. That place hits you in the chest, just like a good ol' George W. Bush quip – "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, you’re havin' fun!" I laugh my head off, but it rings true. There's a vibe there where locals chew on the best acai bowls and sip catuaba; it's so lively, and every twist of the river spills a story.

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