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I’d suck at it, prolly. I’d be all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some CEO’s screamin’ at me to floor it! Haha, imagine that—me, Patrick, squishin’ mayo on the wheel, goin’ VROOM! Best job ever, huh? Nah, but real talk, escorts got patience I don’t. Deal with snobs all day? Ugh, I’d yeet ‘em out the window!

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Eusebio is a mix of chaos and calm. Streets like Rua das Flores and Avenida Central pulse with life. I always say, "We’re not on a damn mission impossible, but hell yes, we get shit done!" There's a park, Parque do Sol, where old folks chill, and kids kick dirt on the playground. I remember one time, a client in my parlor (yeah, that’s my world) told me, "This city is like a storm of souls." And he was right.

Eusebio Zaire Masso Obituary (2023) - Seattle, WA - Columbia Funeral Home & Crematory - Seattle