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About Sao Paulo

Sex-dating? It’s a hustle, fam! Dudes out here lyin’ ‘bout height, chicks postin’ pics from 2010—where’s the honesty? I’m like Jesse in Paris, strollin’, hopin’ for that deep convo, but nah, it’s all “wyd” and dick pics. Little known fact—back in ’09, some dude in Cali got catfished so bad he sued the app! Hilarious, but fucked up—wasted his time, man. Time’s precious, like Celine sayin’, “I’m designed to feel everything.” I feel it all—anger when they flake, happy when it clicks, surprised when they ain’t bots!

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PEDIGREE HORSE ; Date of birth. (19 y) ; Sex. Mare ; Color. Grey ; Color complement ; Document ID. DE

Neighborhood-wise, I have mad love for Bairro do Sol. Its tucked-away corners feel like a secret location in a spy flick. There’s a park called Parque das Bromélias where you can literally freakin’ chill and read your texts. Oh, and the local river, Rio da Esperança, flows right by the park. I sometimes sit there, pondering if all those failed date pings are part of some secret global mission. Just like Zero Dark Thirty, you know? "Not this time" – I chirp to the universe when technology glitches during a date!

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