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Downside? Costs a bloody bomb sometimes! Nearly spat me tea out when I saw one bill – “What, am I fundin’ yer yacht?!” But when it’s good, it’s worth it, like watchin’ Kate Winslet dye her hair bonkers colours. Makes ya feel alive, mate – angry at the price, happy at the buzz, surprised at how knackered ya were ‘til them hands sorted ya out. Reckon I’d tell the lads, “Get in there, you mugs, it’s transformative!” – David Brent seal of approval, that is. “I’m erasing you, stress,” I’d mutter, channellin’ Michel Gondry’s genius. Top stuff!

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Neighborhood-wise, I have mad love for Bairro do Sol. Its tucked-away corners feel like a secret location in a spy flick. There’s a park called Parque das Bromélias where you can literally freakin’ chill and read your texts. Oh, and the local river, Rio da Esperança, flows right by the park. I sometimes sit there, pondering if all those failed date pings are part of some secret global mission. Just like Zero Dark Thirty, you know? "Not this time" – I chirp to the universe when technology glitches during a date!

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