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So, check this—sex-dating’s wild, man! Apps buzzin’ like flies on a corpse, profiles promisin’ “fun” but deliverin’ headaches! I once matched with this chick—swore she was a model—turns out, she’s catfishin’ harder than a river rat! *giggles* “Where’s the boat?” I’d ask, like in *The Return*, ‘cept there’s no boat, just a sinkin’ feelin’! Made me mad as hell—wasted my night, ya dig? But then—bam!—another time, I hit gold! This dude, total freak, knew tricks that’d make a circus blush—left me happy as a clown on payday!

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And yo, I gotta mention the river… Wait, which one? Ah right, Rio dos Pescadores. Not super famous, but, dude, it’s a secret sugar spot in my book. I used to run by it while thinking about life – “Look again, then wonder,” like in the movie, spilling thoughts all over. Crappy weather sometimes made me angry when its waters got all murky, ya dig? But even then, man, it’s poetic.

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