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Taste-wise, it’s nutty, bitter, sexy—like Christian singin his heart out. Not everyone’s cuppa tea, tho. My buddy Dave tried it, spat it out, said it’s “rabbit food on steroids.” Pfft, whatever, more for me! Oh, and get this—medieval monks banned it, thought it’d tempt ‘em too much. Horny monks and salad greens? Wildest plot twist since *Moulin Rouge!*’s ending—sobbed like a baby there, still do.

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Oh, and let me spill some tea – there’s an awesome little dive bar on Av. dos Pescadores that’s like a hidden gem. It’s kind of a secret haven for free spirits, where I once had the most bizarre yet hilarious heart-to-heart about love with some local who said, “Life’s like a movie scene, mate” – it was epic, man.

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