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So, check dis out, I’m swipin’ on apps, right? All dese profiles—hot babes, horny dudes, all wantin’ action. It’s like choppin’ meat, fast and messy! I’m sittin’ dere, thinkin’, “Hasta la vista, boredom!” Sex-dating’s quick, no bullshit, just bang-bang, ya? But den, some creeps slide in—ugh, dese losers piss me off! Fake pics, ghostin’—makes me wanna flex and yell, “Get to da choppa!”

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Man, the parks! Parque Cidade São Paulo is huge. I love strolling through its winding paths, admiring trees, little ponds, even spotting some squirrels. I've been there many times, sneakin' in to catch a quiet moment while I'm thinking about life, pain – and massaging those tense muscles reminds me of that scene in Oldboy: "Laugh and the world laughs with you" – oh wait, wrong flick, but you catch my drift, ya know?!

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