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I seen it, honey—folks out here lookin for a quick hookup, but half the time they end up with a catfish bigger than the one I caught down by the river in ‘98! True story—my cousin Shonda, bless her heart, met this dude online. Said he was 6’2, built like a linebacker. Showed up lookin like a dang garden gnome with a beer gut! Halleluyer! I was mad as a wet hen—how you gonna lie like that? But Shonda, she just laughed, said, “Madea, least he brought tacos!” I bout fell out—tacos don’t fix ugly, baby!

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Man, I remember one night—darn, my head still spins—that I met this quirky gal by the Rio Correntina. The river sparkles under the moon, like a scene from "Inside Llewyn Davis," all lonesome and cool. "I walked around the back of the country," sorta vibe, you get me? I was wonderin’ if life was just faded tunes and lost dreams. Kinda deep, huh?

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