Emilia Coreau Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s a tidbit: back in 283 AC—yep, I dug this up—some whore in Fleabottom fucked a lord so good he freed her. True story! She’s prob’ly dead now, but still—whores got power, mate. They’re like Mia, scrappin’ for somethin’ better, “I’m outta here,” she’d say, dancin’ off. Lysa, though—she’s stuck, and it’s sad, innit? I drink to that, coz it’s all I got. Whores, they’re the real players—kings and knights, we’re just their bloody pawns. Hah! Pass me the wine, will ya?

*gets smacked with “the manwhore au is already over”—“

Oh, and Sharon! Don't even get me started on the nightlife around Largo do Vulto. Bars, diners – you name it, chaos in a glass. I was once so mad there, and yelled out “Sharon!” like a madman in Ozzy style cause the DJ played a skip track right when I was swayin’ to the beat. So epic, so damn real!

Ducks Trade Goalie Jared Coreau to St. Louis