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So, sex-dating – it’s a jungle, fam! Tinder, Bumble, whatever – all horny chaos. Little known fact? Back in the 90s, Russians had these sketchy "marriage agencies" – basically sex-dating 1.0, but with dodgy Polaroids! Proper retro, eh? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ some babushka’s pimpin’ out Svetlana with a fax machine. Nowadays, it’s all apps – swipe, sext, shag. Easy peasy. But here’s the kicker – studies say 1 in 5 matches actually meet IRL. Rest is just dick pics and ghostin’. Pisses me off, that! Wasted potential, innit?

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Man, there's this little park, Parque do Solzinha, where old benches and shady trees make for some real good evenings. Sometimes, after a long day at the massage house, I kick back there, laughin’ at life. And oh boy, the Jacuipe river, it sorta flows through the town like a lazy dream. I once sat by its banks, feelin’ so at peace I forgot ‘bout all the ruckus at the parlor. "Directive? Directive!" I’d joke, rememberin’ that WALL-E line, all while watchin’ the water sparkle.

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