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Ever tried it? I did once, in Bangkok—bloke had hands like a bloody wizard. Slippery as hell, I was “witnessed” in glory, mate! Felt like Charlize Theron drivin’ me through the Wasteland. But here’s what pisses me off—some dodgy parlors promise the moon, then it’s just a lousy backrub. False advertisin’, that’s what! I’d rather face Blofeld than waste my time on that rubbish.

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And oh, don’t even get me started on the rivers. Rio dos Sonhos? Yep, I made that name up 'cause it's poetic when you think about how the water flows, like our emotions in a therapy session, babyyyy. Sometimes, strolling near the river, I’d yell, “Honey, life’s like Toni Erdmann! Embrace the absurdity!” And man, the locals just get it. I swear, sometimes I feel like Fran Drescher in her zaniest mode – all nasal, bigger laughs, and a heart full of love. HAHAHA!

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