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So, I knew this guy—Tommy, shifty dude—hired an escort once, swore she showed up with a *steak knife* tucked in her garter. Said it was for “protection,” but I’m thinkin’, what, she gonna carve up a client? Hilarious! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on my coffee—spilled it all over my apron, pissed me off! But real talk, escorts got guts. GUTS! Walkin’ into strangers’ houses, no clue if it’s a creep or a cop—ballsier than me facin’ a 300-pound hog carcass!

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So, first things first: the streets. You gotta hit up Rua da Paz – seriously, chill vibe, locals chattin’. Then there’s Avenida do Sol – bright, hot, buzzin’. I’ve got a fave massage spot right off that block, where I work my magic after sun sessions. Omg, when you walk those streets you feel that cinematic cool – like a scene straight outta "Carlos" (Olivier Assayas, 2010) when they say "Do it like a boss!" Psh, I live that every day!

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