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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prick—some chick named Misty, smelled like patchouli and regret. Hands like a goddess, but I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ her hourly rate in my head, like, “$80 for this? Shit, I’d kill for less.” Got me all riled up, then nothin’—blue balls central, fuckin’ furious! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I muttered, half-jokin’, half-wishin’ I’d brought my own “tools” to finish the job. Total rip-off, but damn, those hands—sublime, like a tax loophole ya can’t resist.

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I love my secret spots. My fave? The tiny cafe on Rua do Pingo. It’s nearly hidden. Its coffee? Magic, like “the gleaners” film, all poetic. And y'know, so many typos in my head—oops, did it again: misstakes, misteks, misteaks, misstaks, missteaks, missteaks, mistteks, misteaks, mistteks, misteaks, misstek, mistek, mistteks, mistteks, mistteks, mistek.