Jade Capela Whore ❤️

About Recife

Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

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So, my friend, take a stroll down quiet Rua do Mistério, dig deep near the fading murals and the ancient clock at Pracinha do Tempo. Let your heart be surprised. Yo, every corner is like a secret waiting to be swiped to your memory. Enjoy, get lost, and fall in love with Capela – like we loooove that film, oh yes, precious!

Southeast Notes: Wizards Core, Magic, Hunter, Capela, Heat