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Hiss! Me, a Kvasnik, yesss, precious! Sex-dating, eh? Nasty little game, it isss! Swipin’ left, right, like hobbitses pickin’ mushrooms. Makes me head spin, yesss, spin like Sam in *Moonrise Kingdom*! “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away,” heh, but sex-dating? No runnin’, just bangin’! Hiss! Me likes it, me hates it—split, see? Fun part’s the chase, sneaky profiles, pics all fake-like. Gollum sees, yesss, what others don’t—catfishers everywhere, precious! One time, saw a lad, “6 foot,” he says—showed up, 5’2”, ha! Made me mad, mad as orcses!

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I dig my strolls in Bairro da Lua. Real mellow, real human. Kids run wild near Parque dos Sonhos. Tiny park on winding Rua do Horizonte. I often sit there, thinkin’ bout human psyches, laughing – “I'm gonna make 'em laugh, man!” Being a psych, I catch the tiny cracks in family stories. Some couples, lost in argument under ancient trees, kinda remind me of my session with a worried mom, tense like a Tarantino showdown. I got to tell ya: these streets speak to my soul.

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