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About Rio de Janeiro

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic game designer, spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage! Buckle up, this shit’s wild—like *Boyhood*, growin’ up messy, real, and raw. Sexual-massage? It’s that freaky-deaky rubdown, half therapy, half “oh damn, that’s the spot!” Been around forever, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, slippin’ and slidin’ into bliss. True story—massage parlors in Thailand? Some got secret menus, like “happy ending” DLC, unlockable with a wink. Sketchy? Hell yeah, but I’m here for it!

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Now, lemme tell you bout da local vibe. People here are real, coz we all got our quirks and stories. Sometimes you meet a guy who talks about his dreams at length—like "All these emotions, man!" And then a chick laughs at the sun like it's a secret joke. Seriously, it’s unpredictable and awesome. I even got mad once when a noisy group disrupted my zen moment at Parque do Silêncio—I virtually exploded, "Bummer, man!" But then I calmed down 'cause life’s too short, ya know?

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