Luna Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️

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What pisses me off, tho – ugh, the way folks judge her! Like, “Oh, she’s trash,” but hello, she’s payin bills, survivin! Takes guts, darlin. I’m all, “You go, girl!” in my head, cheerin her on. Surprised me too – thought she’d be all desperate, but nah, she’s got this quiet power, “a silhouette against the moon,” ya feel me? Kinda reminds me of that scene where Yinniang just *watches*, ya know, calculatin. Whore’s like that – eyes sharp, missin nothin.

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Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Heh, I remember one hilarious day – my client, a tiny old gent with a hiccup in his heart of gold, whilst being massaged, exclaimed “This is the best twist since the Roman coup, I swear!” I almost choked on me own words, but then as always, I just chuckled and said “Caramba, my friend!” I mean, literally, who thinks of Roman coups during a back rub?

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