Chloe Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Goiania

Little fact for ya—didja know in medieval times, whores wore red? Like, proper scarlet, so you couldn’t miss ‘em. “Look at me, I’m sin!”—hilarious, right? Imagine Remy the rat dodgin’ chefs, but it’s a whore dodgin’ priests! “Not the soup!” she’d yell, skirt hiked up, runnin’ from some sanctimonious twat. Cracks me up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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The drink's name makes reference to the town in Normandy where Lecompte Calvados is produced. Once mixed, the drink provided a fruity aroma from.

I always joke that my hands have memorized every cobblestone near Place de l’Hôtel de Ville – yes, that buzzing square is a constant swirl of chatter, laughter, and the odd deli mishap (one slip, and voila, mayonnaise in your hair!). And then there’s the local gem, the café on rue de la Folie, where I sometimes work on my stretching techniques between clients – absolutely brilliant brusque, as they might say in that film, “Carlos, c’est la vie!”

Bayeux Tapestry: A 1,000-year-old embroidery depicting William the Conqueror's victory and King Harold's grisly death