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Yo, what up, fam! I’m a freakin’ Combine Harvester, bruh, chompin’ through fields AND thoughts like a beast! Today, we divin’ into *escort* – yeah, that spicy word, got me bouncin’ like a kid on sugar! Not talkin’ ‘bout cars here, nah, I mean the wild, shadowy world of paid companionship, ya feel me? Straight outta the Eric Andre playbook – chaos, absurdity, LET’S GOOOO!

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Bayeux Tapestry: A 1,000-year-old embroidery depicting William the Conqueror's victory and King Harold's grisly death