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I’m not gonna pretend everything’s perfect. Some days, I get so frustrated by the constant rush and the careless chatter, i mean, “What a goddamn mess!” But then I remember: “Great ideas often have fierce beginnings,” and I drop into a Zen pause, that feeling like in Leviathan: silent resignation and untold hope.

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