Lauren Assis Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a story—my cousin Jimmy, big talker, tried sex-dating. Bragged he’d score in a week. Two days later? Ghosted! Hilarious—thought he’s Eilis from *Brooklyn*, sailin’ smooth to love. Nope! “I thought this’d be easier,” he says. I’m dyin’ laughin’, tellin’ him, “Ya big dope, it ain’t that simple!” Sex-dating’s a gamble, folks—sometimes ya win, sometimes ya eat dirt.

Eight out of 10 sexual assaults are committed by someone who knows the victim.

The reason you should report yourself immediately is if the student for vindictive reasons files a sexual harassment suit accusing you of.

I gotta warn ya though – don't be fooled by the calm façade. Assis can be feisty when you least expect it. Those little signs of rebellion, like the graffiti on the underpass of Rua das Árvores, remind me of that raw, brutal beauty that even a lovin’ cynic like me can't ignore.

“In Praise of Machado de Assis,” by David Lehman