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About Rio de Janeiro

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been sailin’ the seas, dodgin’ the law, and ponderin’ life like in me favorite flick, *Her*. Aye, that movie’s got me heart all twisted—man falls for a voice, a bloody machine! Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, arrgh, with a splash o’ that film’s magic.

Thunder Shooting At the Sun Vinyl LP Purple & Orange Colour 2023

A collection of one hundred anonymous tales from the Middle Ages, The Novellino is similar to the Decameron in its overt descriptions of sexual activity.

Assai’s got these crooked little lanes like Rua dos Zanzarões, where the nighttime buzz is real, and hustlin' vendors sell bizarre treats you won’t find anywhere else. I remember one night, I was wanderin’ near Praça dos Sonhos – a park that, well, sneaks up on ya with its lush trees and hidden benches – and bam! Outta nowhere, I bumped into an old mate who’d seen too many moons. I was like, damn, the city breathes history, and even the shadows whisper secrets.

First look inside Glasgow’s brand new Assai Records store as it opens in the city centre