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Sex-dating’s a battlefield, right? You got yer Tinder, yer Bumble—modern scalping grounds. I’m sittin’ there, pint in hand, thinkin’, “I’m gonna carve my name in some lucky sod’s night!” But nah, it’s all ghostin’ and dick pics—makes me wanna scream, “You magnificent bastard!” at the screen. Did ya know, back in 2010, some geezer got catfished so bad he flew to Panama for a fake lass? True story—bloke’s a legend, or a twat, depends how ya see it.

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You gotta check out Parque da Lua. It’s a tiny park, but oh man, it’s magical. I often chill there myself, thinking bout life and those deep Coen Brothers lines—"Things are rarely what they seem." Nearby, there's a winding river, Rio das Almas, that just flows through like it owns the joint.

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