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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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Altinopolis is a cosmic mix of crazy fun and cosmic wisdom. We got Rua do Sol – lit, I swear! And Avenida das Estrelas roarin’ with life. In my daily chill sesh at my spa, I see all the deets of humanity. There’s a park called Parq Eterna. It's serene, but like, trippy too. I stroll near the Rio Luminus – wild, like cosmic rivers flow me to new realms.

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