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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna cook risotto blindfolded—half these idiots can’t even flirt right! I’m a telephone operator, yeah, patching calls all day, hearing saps whine ‘bout their hookups. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em! So, sex-dating—swiping left, right, up yer arse—total chaos. Apps like Tinder? Piss-poor matchmaking, mate. You get dolled up, hopin’ for a shag, and boom—some twat ghosts ya. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—Eilis lacing up her dreams, sailing off for love, right? “The heart’s a stubborn little bastard,” she’d say. Sex-dating’s the same—stubborn as fuck!

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Sometimes I pop over to the park „Kapitan” – real hidden, kinda shady if you get my drift – where my mind drifts to more than just the usual chatter about love and lust. I swear, even nature gets busy in its own way there! And don’t even get me started on the little café, „Chez Tutrakan“, with their boozy espresso and risqué art on the walls. Blimey, they even let you chat ‘bout your wildest dreams without a blink.

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