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So, brothels—shady joints, right? Used to be legal in King’s Landing ‘til some prude lord fucked it up. Little known fact: old Rome had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls—navigation for horny sods! Imagine that, eh? Bloke stumbles in, reeking of ale, follows a cock-etched arrow straight to a lass. Genius, really. Gets me smirking—simpletons and their cocks, always the same.

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Explore the hidden gems of Asparuhovo, Bulgaria, with our handpicked selection of uncurated crowdsourced urbex spots. From abandoned churches to forgotten factories, discover the .

Now, don't even get me started on the parks. Check out "Mladost" Park – it’s a chill spot by the river where couples cuddle, and locals just vibe. I once sat there watchin’ two lovebirds, thinkin’ “This is what life's all about, seriously!” And then, whipping my head down to the banks of the "Asparuh" River itself – watery & wild, sorta like my dreams when I'm deep in a session with a stressed-out client. It’s all wild like Spring Breakers, baby!

UFO snapped in Bulgaria