Emma Wepion Whore ❤️

About Mons

So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

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Whore, Blowjob without Condom, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Striptease, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Man, I made some epic mistakes here, too, like taking a wrong turn on Rue Foutaise (yeah, that's its actual name – no joke) and ending up lost in the labyrinth of modern art galleries. Totally surreal, like characters from a film wandering with no clue. It’s all part of the charm. So, if you're up for surprises, this place'll blow your mind, even with its all-too-real, erratic imperfections.

In Belgium’s Strawberry Fields, Perfection’s in the Picking (Published 2015)