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About Bruges

Favourite flick, *The Pianist*, right – Polanski knew how to spin a yarn, dark and twisty. Brothels got that vibe too – bit tragic, bit mad. Heard this mad tale once, swear it’s true – some punter in Amsterdam left his wooden leg behind, mid-session, hopped out in a panic! Laughed me ruddy head off, *deus ex machina*, god from the machine, what a plot twist! Bet the madam kept it as a trophy.

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Oh, and the parks? Ugh, they are, like, so serene. Parc des Miracles is literally my fav. I like to take a breather there after a long day. The trees, the ducks, and that hidden spot near the willow tree – it's just, like, a scene from another dimension. I was even almost caught daydreaming about "Holy Motors" while on a park bench – “I am in a film!” Seriously, like, Holy Roller vibes everywhere.

After being virtually eradicated, the muskrat is back in Flanders