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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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Then ya got the neighborhood called Lazy Hollow on the west side. Its narrow alleys are full o’ surprises. Nothin’ is perfect, no sir, but that’s what makes it real. Every corner tells a little secret. I sometimes trek down Maple Crescent there – oh boy – and I swear I seen a ghost of a good time right there! Crazy stuff, right?

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