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Little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, prossies had calling cards, proper branding! “Escort services, est. 1880” – mad, innit? Shows initiative, that. Anyway, this lass, she’s chatting me up, says she’s 50 quid. I’m thinking, “Blimey, inflation’s hit the game hard!” Bargained her down to 40 – negotiation skills, mate, pure Brent magic. She’s all, “What you after?” I go, “Bit of gleaning, love – picking up scraps, like Varda says.” She’s confused, but I’m buzzing – authentic experience, this!

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Right off the bat, you gotta swing by Rue del Lun (okay, it's actually Rue de la Lune, but who even cares, baby!). It's a narrow street, kinda twisty, lined with funky bistros and artsy murals. I always see families chattin' and kids screamin', and it warms my psychologist heart—like, bam! "I live my life a quarter horsepower at a time!" (yeah, that's pure Mad Max magic, baby!).

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