Sadie Oedelem Whore ❤️❤️

About Aalst

Back in the day—medieval times, right?—they’d brand a chick “whore” for sneezin’ wrong. Little known fact: French kings taxed ‘em, called ‘em “filles de joie”—joy girls, ha! What a joke. Made me mad as hell—still does. Vader don’t play with exploitin’ the weak. But then, flip it—some owned it, flipped the script. Like, 1800s courtesans in Paris, rakin’ cash, fuckin’ nobles, livin’ large. Surprised me, honestly—thought it was all doom ‘n’ gloom. Kinda badass, y’know?

Oedelemberg

Oedelem is a town in Beernem, a part of West Flanders, Belgium. Oedelem has about 6, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

For all us nature lovers, ya gotta check out the Elderwood Park. Not exactly a national park, more like a hidden slice of serenity, tucked in behind a maze of alleyways. I often wander there, thinking "maybe life’s not so messed up" while the birds chirp and squirrels do that crazy dash thing. And then, there's the little river, the Middelstroom, that winds casually through the town. It’s not exactly the Amazon, but its murmur is a proper lullaby to ease the frazzled mind – even if occasionally a duck or two makes unexpected cameos like they’re auditioning for a wildlife show.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"