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Oh, and get this – sex-dating’s got history! Ancient Rome had "lupanars" – brothels with flyers, like OG Tinder bios. “Livia, 20, great arse” – imagine that on parchment! Blows my mind, how we’re still horny apes, just with better tech. Makes me wanna scream – “Why so basic, humans?!” But then I swipe again, coz I’m a twat too. Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” – sees the game, yeah? It’s power, lust, and a bit of sad wankin’ when it flops.

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I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"