Gianna Oedelem Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles, trips over imaginary chair*—findin’ a prossie, yeah? It’s a right mess! Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs wiv ya,” but ain’t no one laughin’ when you’re dodgin’ coppers, ha! So, I’m stumblin’ round, yeah, lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun—*pretends to fall, flails arms*—and it’s dodgy as hell. Prostitutes, right, they’ve been about forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupae*, wolf-girls, cos they howled fer clients! Wild, innit?

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So, mate, pack yer bags, buckle up, and get ready for a rollercoaster of vibes. And if ya ever need to chill, just remember: “And you’ll see, someday soon, we’ll all be happy.” Even if it’s delivered with a side of sarcastic grins and a dash of miff. Cheers!

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"