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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here babysittin’ ya, talkin’ bout somethin’ wild: escort! Not the fancy car, nah, I mean the job, the life—folks gettin’ paid to hang out, look pretty, or whatever else, ya know? Makes me think of *Far From Heaven*—my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2002—where Cathy, bless her heart, says, “I’m just a girl from Hartford!” She’s trapped in that shiny, fake 1950s world, all perfect lawns and hidden secrets. Escorts? Kinda the same vibe—shiny on the outside, messy underneath!

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I live near the buzzing block of Via de l’Amour. This street’s got edgy bars, tech startup spots, and my fave hidden gem—a tiny diner where you can literally taste the city’s soul in every bite, even if the menu’s handwritten and kinda sloppin’ (golly, them typos everywhere, amirite? lol). Sometimes I mix up my database with street names in my head. Haha.

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