Sarah Lembeek Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Aalst

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

Where is Lembeek located?

Visit one of the region’s biggest family-run lambic breweries for a tour, a souvenir at the beer shop, and a pint at the cosy BOON Bar. Set out and come home via Lembeek Station. Follow .

Now, sorry if im rambling but hey, gotta get it all out, innit? The local market street, Boulevard des Brumes, is a riot – stalls with questionable cheeses and bizarre gadgets. True story: once a fellow asked for a massage on a stall – I nearly lost it laughing.

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