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So I walk up, all cool, like, “Yo, what’s good?” She smirks, says somethin’ sassy—prolly calls me “sugar” or some shit. I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “This chick’s a trip!” Reminds me of Joe dancin’ with them dames—smooth as fuck. But here’s the kicker—turns out she’s got a fake leg, right? Peg leg hooker, motherfucker! Swear to God, blew my damn mind. I’m like, “That’s some next-level texture right there!” Scratches, dents—shit I’d kill to model in 3D. She catches me starin’, goes, “What, you into prosthetics, freak?” I’m dyin’, man—humor’s dark as hell.

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Nov 22,  · If you want to avoid the walk of shame (enter the lobby with a prostitute), book either the Westin or The Federal Hotel. Both have a back entrance where you can sneak in the Missing: Kontich.

Ok, gotta share: sometimes I get mad when the bus delays ya know? “Ughhhh, c’mon, hurry up!” But then, I laugh it off, 'cause life is a movie and we improvise – "Look, life's unpredictable, but that's the beauty of it!"

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