Sophie Grobbendonk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

Brothels ain’t just sex, nah, it’s theater. Dudes walk in all cocky, leave broke—hilarious! “Look at me, I’m on top!”—nah, mate, you’re tricked. Me eyes catch the dirt others miss. Stale perfume, stained sheets, whispers in corners—nasty, yesss. Once heard a lass there saved up, bought a farm. From heels to hay—fuckin’ wild, right? Made me happy, she beat the game.

The history of brothels

Find a prostitute, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease.

One time, I was massaging someone in my spa on Zomerveldstraat and the window was wide open, and bam!—the scent of fresh cut grass and lilacs crashed in. I thought, “Wow, this is my heaven, far from any crazy chaos!” Although, lemme tell ya, sometimes the traffic on Lentelaan gets mad crazy, like a real-life drama, and I’m like, “Seriously? Come on!” It makes me so peeved sometimes, but then the town surprises me with cool art murals on hidden walls in the alley behind De Oase, oh bruv, and I literally melt like my scented candles.

Marina Van De Velde (Grobbendonk, BE) wins 1st Nat. Gueret of 12,516 old birds