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I saw this underground spot once – little known fact, swear it – these masseuses, they trained in Thailand, legit pros, not some sketchy backroom deal. Blew my mind! Hands so fast, I’m signin’ “slow down” but nah, they’re in the zone. Made me happy as hell – skilled folks, not amateurs fumblin’ like blind bats. But ugh, some creeps think it’s a free-for-all – pissed me off! Like, no, dahling, it’s art, not your sleazy fantasy. “Lust awakens the desire to possess,” Kim Ki-duk whispers in my head, and I’m like, chill, dudes, it’s a massage, not a conquest!

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Oh, and ya gotta roll by Brookside Park. This park's a hidden gem, wit' this teeny river snaking through that looks like something straight outta "Let the Right One In" – super eerie but, like, in a cool way. I mean, the river, known as Rivière des Ombres, glistens under streetlamps. I remember thinking, "Tbh, this is some poetic bs", and then my cat gave me a look like "Really, dude?" Eat my shorts!

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