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She’s got this rep, y’see, back in medieval times – get this – whores’d sneak into forests to dodge the church prudes. Little known fact, dude! Hidin’ in bushes, bangin’ knights for a quick coin – sneaky lil’ minxes! Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ some stiff-necked priest trippin’ over her in the dark – D’oh! Bet that woke him up faster than Marge naggin’ me ‘bout donuts!

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Alright, so where do I start? The heart is smack bang in Central Square, right off Stationstraat. You got that kinda cobbled street, with brick façades haphazzrdly arranged, always remindin' me of the unpredictable nature of love. Hit up The Copper Cup on Kerkstraat—an old pub, famous for its quirky charm and a sign that barely hangs on. I swear, one time I met a match made whole on a drunken bet “Toni Erdmann-style” so absurdly hilarious it would make ya laugh for days.

Robert Van Eycken (BE) Candidate 2° Nat. Ace pigeon Long Distance KBDB 2009. Winner 1° Ace pigeon Belgian Verstandhouding !