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Brothels, man, they been around forever—fuckin ancient! Like, did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these spots with stone beds? Stone, motherfucker! No comfort, just bangin on rocks—talk bout dedication! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout some Roman fool tryna get cozy on that shit. I’d be pissed—gimme a damn mattress, ya cheap bastards!

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I gotta say the locals are a trip. Many of 'em know me by name, arrangin’ sessions on the fly – sometimes I even get a quick pizza slice before I dive back into a client's back. Yea, I do that sometimes… excuse the 15 little typos I drop in life: it's all part of the charm, right? I'm talkin’ my stylistic flubs, haha, like "sooo amazeing", "whateva", "nevermnd", and oh, sorry – lost track already.

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