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But—hold yer horses—some funny bits too! Ever hear about punters expecting a “happy ending” and getting nowt? Bloke in Cali, right, storms out cos his masseuse wouldn’t play ball—left a Yelp review, “no fun, 1 star!” Laughed me head off! Or that time coppers raided a joint, found the owner hiding in a cupboard—naked as a jaybird, *nudus maximus*! Proper farce, that.

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Hey, listen up, buddy—so, lemme tell ya 'bout Cuesmes, okay? It's this little gem in, uh, Belgium, and, uh, man, it's got such a quirky soul, ya know? I been livin' here for years, and lemme say, it's like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" come to life—ah, the memories! So, here's the deal, pal: I stroll down Rue du Coeur (yeah, that’s real, I promise) which kinda vibes with my, erm, sexologist heart.

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