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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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I remember once, I was racing along Rue des Artisans, nearly tripping over my own feet – mad it made me feel! Life here is so real, so rough sometimes, it maddens, but then it warms your cockles too, my precious. Yesss, sometimes the dating site brings in couples who meet by chance in a cafe on Place de l'Étoile, where laughter rings out. Blah blah, love is messy but pure.

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