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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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I gotta mention—there's a little bakery on Langestraat where the croissants are to die for, and trust me, ignoring them is like ignoring a winning trade. I made a ton of mistakes there (seriously, my patience had, like, 13 mini meltdowns—sorry, if you caught them) but those errors are how I learned the hustle of appreciation.

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