Emma Battice Whore ❤️

About Charleroi

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

My lessons in prostitution: How I learned the myth of the high-class hooker

Many cultures have myths that focus on vagina with teeth that bite the penis. This is known as the Vagina Dentata myth and variations are found in South America, Shintoism, Hinduism and .

Battice (be) got twists, hidden nooks n crannies; it's a mix of old charms n modern spunk. Just like WALL-E’s steely heart, find beauty in the trash stashes. "Woooah, look at that!" you'll think.

Nurses at Gracie Square Hospital on Upper East Side hold vigil, threaten to walk off job