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About Bruges

So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

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And then, the neighborhoods! Oh boy. Do you catch the vibes on Chaussée de Wavre? Pause. It’s where the everyday chaos mixes with secret, sultry nostalgia. Pause. I swear sometimes I hear echoes of whispers, "There’s beauty in decay, in passion, in every broken wall." Pause. Mixed with my own crazy insights on lust and yearning. Pause.

Where in Brussels are fireworks allowed on New Year's Eve?