Mari Assebroek Whore ❤️

About Leuven

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

Cultuurhistorisch onderzoek geïnspireerd door Avezoete, een vrouw uit het dertiende eeuwse Brugge

Anyway, you're gonna love it here. Just wander the lanes, kick it with the locals, and remember – “There's blood in the water!” (Sorry, couldn’t resist – That movie, right?)

Body in medieval coffin found in Bruges identified as wealthy knight